‘My Human Gets Me Blues’ - Captain Beefheart, 1969
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008I confess. I’m including this song primarily because of one line in this song.
Beefheart is an unusual character, and that’s putting it very mildly. His Trout Mask Replica album (sure, you’d know from the title) is one of the strangest I’ve ever heard, and puts Tom Waits to shame for sheer guttural weirdness.
Big cymbal crash, and then the kind of music you’d hear Jabba the Hutt’s house band play on Return of the Jedi. One of the guitars plays the same dumb riff pretty much through the whole song, while the other one appears to undergo electroshock therapy. I don’t hear much of a bass. As an instrumental, it sounds like a band on either speed, or LSD, or (most likely) way too much of both.
Over that, and keeping absolutely no time whatsoever with the music, Beefheart roars, snipes, and coughs lyrics about some girl who has gone crazy from dancing. He throws out some great lines, the second best of which is
“I knew you were under duress, I knew you were under your dress”
Very cute. The rest of Trout Mask Replica is very similar to this, and is very much an acquired taste. But Tom Waits has cited this as a major influence on his classic Swordfishtrombones album - he had to, it was so obvious.
And the best line? It’s the one where he growls:
“You were afraid you’d be the Devil’s red wife”
Listen to the video on YouTube and you’ll understand. Always brings a chuckle.












